Friday, August 22, 2008

My day out with Audrey (41st monthsaries)

omg, wtf!!


Audrey compete with the subject of the pic..
He's the man...
Audrey's candid shot...anoying..haha
Will always be my 1st choice models

One of those things...










Enjoy my caption... Cute right? Yeah you're right...

Monday, August 18, 2008

Laughter, the best cure for your depressed head.

Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long suffering wife.
"I want to take all my money with me," he tells her.
"So promise me you'll put it in the casket."
After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend.
Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.
Her friend looks at her in horror.
"Surely," she says, "you didn't put the money in there."
"I did promise him I would,"
the widow answer.
"So I got it all together, deposited it in my account, and wrote him a cheque.
If he can cash it, he can spend it."
Nancy Kurtz
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In a hotel bar,
a middle aged man sees a beautiful
woman sitting drinking alone.
He sidles casually over to her and says,
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Well, she says,
"for the first half of it, I wasn't even born"
Robbert Gabbitas

Friday, August 15, 2008

Old Skool Family, You are Invited.


Guys, I recieved this invitation card from Mr. Goh (Ah Chie) yesterday. Look like we have another duty call... Take note guys. Thanks!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

On behalf of the entire world fans of The Reds, I believe that the new squad of the Anfield will be the best competitor’s squad on field among others. Thy names below are the new squad of Liverpool FC 2008-2009.

Liverpool FC Squad 2008-2009
1.Diego Cavalieri
2.Andrea Dossena
3.Steve Finnan
4.Sami Hyypia
5.Daniel Agger
7.Robbie Keane
8.Steven Gerrard
9.Fernando Torres
10.Andriy Voronin
12.Fabio Aurelio
14.Xabi Alonso
15.Yossi Benayoun
16.Jermaine Pennant
17.Alvaro Arbeloa
18.Dirk Kuyt
19.Ryan Babel
20.Javier Mascherano
21.Lucas Leiva
22.Emiliano Insua
23.Jamie Carragher
24.David Ngog
25.Pepe Reina
26.Jay Spearing
27.Philipp Degen
28.Damien Plessis
29.Krisztian Nemeth
30.Charles Itandje
31.Nabil El Zhar
32.Stephen Darby
33.Sebastian Leto
34.Martin Kelly
37.Martin Skrtel
38.Craig Lindfield
40.David Martin

Liverpool FC Staff
Rafael Benitez - Manager
Sammy Lee - Assistant Manager
Gary Ablett - Reserve Team Manager
Mauricio Pellegrino - First-team Coach
Angel Vales - Reserve Coach and Head of Technical Analysis
Dave McDonough - Technical Analyst
Paco De Miguel - Fitness Coach
Gonzalo Rodriguez - Fitness Coach
Gerard Nus - Fitness Coach
Xavi Valero - Goalkeeping Coach
Eduardo Macia - Chief Scout
Mike McGlynn - Assistant Chief Scout
Mark Waller - Club Doctor
Rob Price - Senior Physiotherapist
Louise Fawcett - Physiotherapist
Victor Salinas - Physiotherapist
Chris Morgan - Physiotherapist
Felix Fernandez Ledesma - Sports Therapist
Graham Carter - Kit Manager
John Wright - Kit Man
Paul Small - Masseur

THIS IS ANFIELD

Money, power and sex: what motivates man

Raja Petra Kamarudin

One of the more successful international trading companies is 3M. It is one of 30 companies in the Dow Jones Industrial Average and is also a component of the Standard & Poor's 500 Index. 3M’s sales for 2007 touched US$24.462 billion while its net income was US$4.096 billion.

3M used to be called Minnesota Mining and Minerals before its name was shortened to 3M. They did the same for IBM, LBJ, JFK, etc. Eventually, when all these people or companies became famous, people started referring to them by their initials and no longer by their full names. This is the ‘culture’ in USA, which itself is the initial for the United States of America. Now, of course, a simple US will suffice as everyone knows who you are referring to.

3M’s success is in its training program. It is said to have the best training module for its salesmen and it is also said there is nothing a 3M salesman can’t sell. For example, the salesmen are taught, to successfully close a sale, you must sell to the MAN. MAN here means: Means, Authority and Need. The person making that decision to buy must have the means (money or budget), authority (power to make that decision to buy) and need (they require the item you are trying to sell). If one of these three ingredients is missing then you will never be able to close the sale.

So, if you are a salesman and you want to successfully close that sale, go look for the MAN. Only the person who has the three ingredients of the MAN will make, or be able to make, that decision whether to buy from you or not.

I am not a salesman any longer but in my new line of work I also apply the 3M or MMM principle. My MMM principle is: Money Motivates Man (man as in humankind rather than gender description). Yes, money is the greatest motivator of man. Nevertheless, there are also other motivators; sex and power. However, once you have money, then these others can come easily and naturally.

Ever wondered why wealth, power and sex always seem to come together? In fact, you can exchange one for the other. If you have money you can buy power or if you have power you can make money. And sex can also be used as a ‘commodity’ to ‘sell’ for money and power -- or, if you have money and/or power, you can buy sex easily (and sometimes get it for free if you are an important and powerful political leader).

Some people are puzzled as to why Shafee Abdullah would go to all that trouble to fix Anwar Ibrahim on sodomy charges. He is worth RM70 million, they argue, and certainly he does not need the money -- whatever amount it may be that they have put aside for the special Black Ops against Anwar. And he has enough women in his life so sex can’t be the motivator as well. Okay, so we can rule out money and sex. But what about power? What if he is slated to be the next Attorney-General and whether he gets the job or not depends on how successfully he can neutralise Anwar and remove him as a threat to Umno?

Yes, power sometimes motivates man more than money or sex -- especially when you already have surplus money and sex and you really don’t need any more in your life. And becoming the next AG is certainly a powerful enough post to motivate you and would work well when your other friend from Umno, the current President of the Court of Appeal, goes on to become the next Chief Justice.

Imagine having two Umno men at the top of the judicial hierarchy, one as AG and the other as CJ. You will be able to literally get away with murder (as if they are not already getting away with it). And just like how Britannia used to rule the waves, Umno just needs to wave and rule that your arse gets thrown into prison for the rest of your miserable life and you become history, like Britannia.

The Malays call this suruh kambing jaga sireh (asking the goat to look after the beetle leaves). The two kambing as head of the judiciary and the Attorney-General’s Chambers will ensure that no sireh will be safe.

MMM -- money motivates man. And money can buy plenty of power and sex. Hey, who needs to worry about going to heaven after they have died when they already have heaven here on earth? No, that is not what Islam teaches. That is what Malays masquerading as Muslims practice.

Talking about Islam, read the following piece about swearing on the Quran. It seems Saiful will soon be swearing on the Quran that Anwar sodomised him. That is not Islam. That is Malay. The good Prophet never taught Muslims to swear on the Quran. It is a Malay invention just like how Malays invent many other things about Islam that are not true and totally false.

Finally, Anwar Ibrahim was charged today and was released on personal bond. That was certainly a surprise as I could have sworn (not on the Quran though) he would be denied bail. Anyway, it looks like Anwar will be able to celebrate his birthday this Sunday (10 August 2008) at home after all instead of in the Sungai Buloh Prison. Let’s all swarm over to Anwar’s house this Sunday to wish him a happy birthday.

Oh, and one more thing, it appears like that very illusive elusive DNA that the police have unsuccessfully tried to get from Anwar may be no good after all. It seems DNA are no longer regarded as conclusive and, in Australia, 7,000 cases where convictions were secured through DNA are being reviewed.Well, back to the drawing board I suppose. They will now have to rethink their strategy on how to secure a conviction against Anwar. The DNA route may not be on after all.
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An article from Malaysian Today